Frequently Asked Questions

This is without a doubt the top sentence every potential client asks. I love it! 

I have the answer for any and everybody with this question:

STEP 1: REQUEST A FREE CUSTOM QUOTE HERE

On the Home page click the button for a FREE QUOTE! With this service SIAA offers each project and customer is vastly different. Much more information like who, what, when and where is needed so we ask that you will out the new client/returning client forms  and check your email for follow up communications for the rest of the consultation. Once we get through the first step we can work out all the other details. We are so happy to help and just want to make sure we are a good fit for your project. Thank you for your interest.

STEP 1(B): CALL FOR QUOTE with top question:

Me: Thank you for calling SIAA, I'd be happy to help. I'll need some more information to prepare the most accurate quote. Let me send you a link to your cell phone to get this discovery information and a picture via text or email of your item from you. (here)

Turn around time is usually within the week or the following week. Same day is not available at this time or at an additional $50 same day charge.

If you expect the delivery date best practice is to book the appointment for the following business day.

When your ready to submit a request for a quote and fill out the new client/returning client forms, the most important question will be for the client to provide an image of the exact item(s) including (furniture, pictures, mirrors, shelf , windows for curtains or otherwise physical item to be installed). Client can attach images to an email OR include a link that should show the image OR get the picture from the instructions and take a picture to add to an email. 

However you send it SEND A PICTURE! 

This is without a doubt the top responds to the top question for my potential clients. We're ready to book and complete your projects!

Here’s what we bring to every job:

• Patience and detail-oriented eyes.
• Years of hands on experience.
• Full toolbox for contractors use.
• Spare hardware in case a screw gets lost. (no guarantee that I have an exact spare)
• Ability to fix or repair furniture items if there are any errors. (client may not ever be aware of the issues unless it cant be fixed conventionally. Saving you unforeseen frustration)
• Insured technicians another way we are considering your safety during every appointment.
• Have been told our services have saved several marriages.

Screw It All Assembly is a third party in home service provider that specializes in indoor and outdoor furniture assembly. This passion to put things together is our top request but thanks to our wonderful customer's feedback we have added new services to further enhance your home. Additional services including: TV Mounting, Installing Curtains/Window Treatments, Art works and Mirrors to add style to your home while ensuring safe installation that is secure in your home. 

If your moving you may need disassembly and reassembly for your bed(s), bunk beds, large desks , or other items that doesn't fit through typical door. Or you need to unmount and remount your TV's to your new location? Our NEW Blue Ribbon Service is the answer when you want to ensure your items survive the reassembly stage of the move. While we can't help with labor or provide a truck we can save you and the movers from having to take additional time to assemble a bed to sleep in.

With COVID and all the variations now-a-days, the best way I can consider the health of any and all my clients and their families, I, the technician has been double vaccinated and does wear a mask during the job. 

Clients can do their part too by wearing a mask and providing the tech the whole space or room if possible for service. If you can't leave the room or decide to stay and watch or chat, Its fully welcome! I wont tell you how to mask or not mask in your home, but my family would appreciate the safety measures as would I. Thanks

If you need special accommodation regarding COVID or any other situation let me know anytime during the consultation.

SIAA is a third party service that travels to the items, each qualifying job does have to meet a minimum total of service is $60. With no extra travel fee. 

The minimum total of services increase to $150 - $200 for clients outside the SIAA service area plus an additional $50 travel fee will be added to your bill. To Avoid this extra fee I do encourage you to seek out a local assembler in your area and make their day.

Most projects don't have a problem meeting this minimum but if you are wanting a single chair assembled the minimum will apply.

Please be aware Due to Gas inflation and current events, appointments created after March 10th, 2022 will encure an additional Fuel charge when gas prices are higher than $5.00 and may see price increases on inventory add-ons. Depending on the distance price range between $20 - $50 maybe added.

We hate to do this but it must be done to avoid arriving on horseback and carriage! lol 

Best Suggestion is to make sure the appointment counts! Get a much art to decorate your walls and curtains installation finally done for example instead of a single item session.

At this time discounts can be applied to projects that total at over $300. Discounts, if the project qualifies is between 5% to 20% final approval of SIAA.